TRUTH's definitions

Religion

the opposite of faggot

he's in a religion, he won't let us bum fuck him, he likes girls and not guys

by truth November 27, 2002

celebrity

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

by truth January 29, 2004

morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.

*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!

by truth December 26, 2004

jargon

smarter then wildcard.

Wildcard is Evil. He enjoys tormenting people at huge LAN Parties with Yatta.

by Truth June 25, 2003

limp bizkit

A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. The only rule about Limp Bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.

Metal Fan: GODDAMN Faggoty-Fagggot Ass Limp Bizkit!!! I fuckin' hate Fred Durst with his pussy-ass wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their fuckin' turntabels and their gay-ass voices!!!
LB Fan after listening to Slayer/Manowar: GODDAMN Slayer!! How the fuckin' hell can people say that this crap is better than Limp Bizkit!! All that these faggots do is scream and play their guitars hella fast!! This gay-ass shit fuckin' blows!!!

by Truth March 31, 2005

preppy girls

they wear short skirts tight ass cloths that dont fit and dont match. they only care about them selves and who they can smoke with over the weekend then they can get drunk and blackout and have sex with the quaterback of the football team then dont remember it the next day but everybody else does. they also have a small vocabulary and goes along with what other people think. they claim that if you talk shit about them then your just jealous but if they talk about you everyone agrees with the dumb slut.

i have had many arguments with them and they all seem to be the same.

by truth May 13, 2005

Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon

"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"

by Truth March 14, 2005