When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.
Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.
by Thats_funny69 December 12, 2010
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An obnoxious alter ego involving douchebagness. "The Jeff" always refers to himself in third person and loves to talk about only the following things; gym, protein bars, working out, hair gel, his love of the show "Friends", fighting, degrading women. The female version of "The Jeff" is "The Rach". Similar to a douchebag but not constantly.
That guy turns into "The Jeff" when his friends show up, total doucheness.
by Loki Lullaby September 12, 2009
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Jeff is a state of being. Not simply just a name; A state of existence higher than nirvana.
by My.name.jeff January 18, 2017
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Perfectest human on the entire planet. Best boyfriend of all time. Funniest person of all time. His girlfriend loves him infinitely times more than he loves her no matter what. Amazing human being, super nice, kind, and very patient (jeez how is he so patient idek) he is too perfect to be put into words so here is gibberish uybfslidfhbsldfihbdflihsbflsdhfvsDLifhvbsdflhSDBflsdhfvSDLIfyhvSDflihsDVBflsdhfbsdlfyhbzsdflhsdbflzisdfhbgzslkdhfb.
Jeff is so perfect wtf how does he even function.

Ikr hes so cool and epic swag.
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Jeff is someone that you will love for your entire life. He is a bit of a troublemaker sometimes but will always make up for it. You will always cherish a Jeff
Jeff is amazing!
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an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods
Quotes from Jeff:

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*

“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson
by ur b1tch November 22, 2019
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