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rocket fart 

A loud squeaky fart that makes a noise like a rocket firework.
Man, I nearly took off with that rocket fart.
rocket fart by Big Len December 9, 2008

rocket fart 

a fart that is released so close to you that when you breath you inadvertently inhale it in it's most concentrated form.
Oh shit, the dog just rocket farted me when we were laying on the couch together.
rocket fart by pdoggydog February 7, 2013

fart rocket 

THE new - to CANADA - Mercedes misnomered smart car. Word invented by psiscott once he saw this car with his little son. Can be used to describe any small useless or gaudy car such as many rice rockets
Little Buddy: "Daddy, huh..huh..what is THAT!?"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"
fart rocket by psiscott April 26, 2006

Rocket Farts 

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.
Rocket Farts by white1widow March 1, 2020

Rocketfart 

Rocketfart means to have a really big fart that acts like a rocket and will send you high.
The guy had a large Rocketfart, so he went to space.
Rocketfart by particlys March 20, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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