rockmonster
"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."
rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004
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Mr. RockMonster
Mr. RockMonster by Mr. RockMonster July 4, 2021
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cockmonster
(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003
roflmonster
the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008
rock monster
rock monster by Slow Dragon February 17, 2004
Sockmonsteredness
n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.
Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005
cockmonster
(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
cockmonster by cm victim January 13, 2008
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