A TV show on VH1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be Bret Michael's girlfriend. They all claim to be in love with him, but they're all idiots.
I was watching Rock of Love the other day and some dumb bitch got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck.
by SystemF October 23, 2007
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"Dude, get real, Rock of Love's about to come on"
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by Brett Michaels March 23, 2008
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The rock of love bus girls are coming, hide your drugs!
That rock of love bus girl needs to lay off the eyeliner more than she needs another STD check-up.
I porked that rock of love bus girl last night, and now I have Herpes simplex II.
That rock of love bus girl needs to lay off the eyeliner more than she needs another STD check-up.
I porked that rock of love bus girl last night, and now I have Herpes simplex II.
by RoLB girl Connoisseur September 19, 2009
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Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.
by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008
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