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A TV show on VH1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be Bret Michael's girlfriend. They all claim to be in love with him, but they're all idiots.
I was watching Rock of Love the other day and some dumb bitch got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck.
by SystemF October 07, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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"I have to go visit the hospital, my mom has cancer"
"Dude, get real, Rock of Love's about to come on"
by Brett Michaels March 23, 2008
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