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Robo-Hobo 

Economic relief automaton developed to take on the role of homelessness thus freeing the human homeless to engage in other pursuits. First proposed in the Green New Deal as a way to make coding jobs for coal miners, pipeline workers and other fossil fuel industry workers.
The activists hacked the command console and ordered the robo-hobos to burn and loot Seattle and set up an Automaton Zone.
Robo-Hobo by Zorbot February 23, 2021
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robo hobo 

To define a "Robo Hobo" is a somewhat difficult task. To come to understand these immense and complex creatures we must first observe their surroundings. Robo Hobo's tend to graze constantly throughout the day and spend most nights in a cardboard box. When approached, a loud growl will usually escape their lips, then soon afterward the animal will start speaking in a slurred voice begging you to tell him/her a story about unicorns and insists on calling you Atticus.
I wandered down an alley, (my usual shortcut to school) just the other day, and came across what looked to be a Robo Hobo.

"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.

I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.
robo hobo by redkingjupiterborne February 27, 2009

Robo Hobo 

the amazing person you wish you could be. It is fearless and takes care of Blue clay that grows under a hedge location: Iyr Likes: OJ in a can, Ninjas
Me and Robo Hobo are gonna see Arthur today.

Robohobosexual 

A hobosexual who has protracted machine like sex with hobos.
Juan had so much sex with the homeless, people began to call him a robohobosexual!
Robohobosexual by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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