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roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.
My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.
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roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.
I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

roasting marshmallows 

term referring to a person who in an (usually FPS)online multiplayer who sits in one spot, camping, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk by.
Red- *runs up past a rock)
Blue- *shoots Red)
Red- OMG! you f*cking camping noob!
Blue- It's a legitimate strategy!
Red- I guess you like roasting marshmallows.
roasting marshmallows by Onurb September 16, 2007

Roasting marshmellows 

When you stick your balls into a girls vagina, warming them up to a comfy temperature.
"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"

"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"

Roasting Marshmallows 

Verb. To be extremely high or stoned to the point of upmost insanity. If one was to be roasting marshmallows then he or she will be non-compliant with any task.
"Dude i was totally Roasting Marshmallows last night"

"man let's Roast some Marshmallows

Roasting Marshmallows 

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.
Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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