roadalingus

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while the subject receiving stimulation is driving. This is the female counterpart to road head.

Person A: That chick gave me wicked road head on the way to see Harry Potter 5: The Order of the Phoenix.
Person B: Oh nice! Did you return the favor by giving her some roadalingus?
Person A: Yeah, on the way to church.
Person B: Noice!

by Walter Vito De Volvo January 23, 2008

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Roadalingus

(v.) The act of cunnilingus upon a female driver via a man/woman in the passanger seat. Based off of the traditional road head, this on-female action requires agility, planning and strategic maneuverability of ones limbs. Specific leg placement and proper clothing is required.

Bench seats are recommended. Adding to degree of difficulty: Stick Shifts, Bucket Seats.

WARNING: Urban legend has it that roadalingus has been performed on motorcycles with and without side cars. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS.

I asked my girlfriend once for a blowey while driving home from the bar last weekend. Naturally, she said no. I asked her if she wanted roadhead and she wondered if it was even possible. Drunk, motivated and horny...anything is possible behind the wheel of a car. Hence this new term for woman roadhead, Roadalingus.

by Mellowgold July 15, 2010

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Ronanalingus

When you eat the ass of someone while you also have Covid-19 (rona) and can not taste it

Tom: I got so drunk the other night that I took that girl Erica home from the bar, ate her ass and then fucked the shit out of her.

Fred: Dude, that chick is ratchet whore, she might shower once a week if you're lucky.

Tom: It's ok, I had the rona when I did it, I couldn't taste a thing.

Fred: You did the ronanalingus!

by Stalinism October 8, 2021

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