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roadalingus 

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while the subject receiving stimulation is driving. This is the female counterpart to road head.
Person A: That chick gave me wicked road head on the way to see Harry Potter 5: The Order of the Phoenix.
Person B: Oh nice! Did you return the favor by giving her some roadalingus?
Person A: Yeah, on the way to church.
Person B: Noice!
roadalingus by Walter Vito De Volvo January 23, 2008
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Roadalingus 

(v.) The act of cunnilingus upon a female driver via a man/woman in the passanger seat. Based off of the traditional road head, this on-female action requires agility, planning and strategic maneuverability of ones limbs. Specific leg placement and proper clothing is required.

Bench seats are recommended. Adding to degree of difficulty: Stick Shifts, Bucket Seats.

WARNING: Urban legend has it that roadalingus has been performed on motorcycles with and without side cars. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS.
I asked my girlfriend once for a blowey while driving home from the bar last weekend. Naturally, she said no. I asked her if she wanted roadhead and she wondered if it was even possible. Drunk, motivated and horny...anything is possible behind the wheel of a car. Hence this new term for woman roadhead, Roadalingus.
Roadalingus by Mellowgold July 15, 2010
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Ronanalingus 

When you eat the ass of someone while you also have Covid-19 (rona) and can not taste it
Tom: I got so drunk the other night that I took that girl Erica home from the bar, ate her ass and then fucked the shit out of her.

Fred: Dude, that chick is ratchet whore, she might shower once a week if you're lucky.

Tom: It's ok, I had the rona when I did it, I couldn't taste a thing.

Fred: You did the ronanalingus!
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Roadilingus 

Oral sex received by a female while driving. Like road head, but more specific.
I almost wrecked my car, but it's ok, because the roadilingus was worth it.
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Bruv don't ever disrespect me in front of Mt Roadlings.
Roadlings by Acidbeefjerk February 27, 2021
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