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roadalingus 

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while the subject receiving stimulation is driving. This is the female counterpart to road head.
Person A: That chick gave me wicked road head on the way to see Harry Potter 5: The Order of the Phoenix.
Person B: Oh nice! Did you return the favor by giving her some roadalingus?
Person A: Yeah, on the way to church.
Person B: Noice!
roadalingus by Walter Vito De Volvo January 23, 2008
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Roadalingus 

(v.) The act of cunnilingus upon a female driver via a man/woman in the passanger seat. Based off of the traditional road head, this on-female action requires agility, planning and strategic maneuverability of ones limbs. Specific leg placement and proper clothing is required.

Bench seats are recommended. Adding to degree of difficulty: Stick Shifts, Bucket Seats.

WARNING: Urban legend has it that roadalingus has been performed on motorcycles with and without side cars. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS.
I asked my girlfriend once for a blowey while driving home from the bar last weekend. Naturally, she said no. I asked her if she wanted roadhead and she wondered if it was even possible. Drunk, motivated and horny...anything is possible behind the wheel of a car. Hence this new term for woman roadhead, Roadalingus.
Roadalingus by Mellowgold July 15, 2010
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Ronanalingus 

When you eat the ass of someone while you also have Covid-19 (rona) and can not taste it
Tom: I got so drunk the other night that I took that girl Erica home from the bar, ate her ass and then fucked the shit out of her.

Fred: Dude, that chick is ratchet whore, she might shower once a week if you're lucky.

Tom: It's ok, I had the rona when I did it, I couldn't taste a thing.

Fred: You did the ronanalingus!
Ronanalingus by Stalinism October 8, 2021

Roadilingus 

Oral sex received by a female while driving. Like road head, but more specific.
I almost wrecked my car, but it's ok, because the roadilingus was worth it.
Roadilingus by Safe Driver February 18, 2014
Bruv don't ever disrespect me in front of Mt Roadlings.
Roadlings by Acidbeefjerk February 27, 2021
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