road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Road Apple

A computer device with an embedded Trojan Horse left in a conspicuous location.

Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.

by Lexlex69 August 15, 2008

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Road Apple

A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.

Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.

by Julie F September 3, 2005

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

by Zil April 27, 2006