Road Jerk 

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

Road Jerk by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

Road jerky 

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

Road jerky by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

Road Jerky 

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.

I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.

Road Jerky by Jus10x October 18, 2009

Road Jerky 

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

Road Jerky by AZGator July 4, 2009

Road Jerky 

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

Road Jerky by The Plowman November 29, 2012