road flare

Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.

Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".

Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....

Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......

Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"

road flare by Grande John January 16, 2009

Road Flare

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.

My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.

Road Flare by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011

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Road Flare

A sharply-dressed gay man on the side of the road.

As my father and I drove on the street on the way home, he yelled out "Look at that Road Flare!" and pointed to a man in a very nice dress.

Road Flare by Insanity C December 26, 2011

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Farewell Yellow Brick Road

I just went to one of Elton John's Farewell Yellow Brick Road concerts.

Farewell Yellow Brick Road by Annofe2 February 2, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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