Skip to main content

Rizzaster 

When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl
ITS A RIZZASTER!!!
Rizzaster by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

x1Rizzer / RizzsterRizzary 

When someone rizzes super poetically they are doing a x1Rizzer / RizzsterRizzart
"Did you hear his rizz last night?"
"Yea his rizz was x1Rizzer / RizzsterRizzary like"

rizzaster 

A person with rizz so bad it’s a disaster
Example : Bros a rizzaster
rizzaster by 2braincellAden March 1, 2023

rizzstraining order 

Slang. A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.
Dylan zippe has a rizzstraining order. Ex: what’s that? A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.
rizzstraining order by B-rizzle September 13, 2023

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster 

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant
Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

Natural rizzaster 

When a person is bad at rizzing up others natural rizzaster is when you are smiling too akwardly and bad at talking to girls.
Tosheto:hi girl you like me Goshko : This is 2.0 Natural Rizzaster