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Riya Puranik 

Defining the person Riya Puranik is difficult. She is just the most fucked up creature you will ever meet. I mean the bitch collects teeth. She, additionally, rips out follicles of her own hair for lord knows what reason. She is the most psychopathic person you can ever hope to find. Riya P also applies chap stick to the entire lower portion of her face. Like what kinda whore does that? In all honesty, she is one of the most sweetest and considerate person you will ever meet. She is the one person you can tell anything to and if you are lucky enough to find a best friend like her, you will most definitely KILL YOURSELF coz she is the absolute worst. She might have a fetish for sucking toes. If you find her songs about killing her brother, take pictures. She also has recurring dreams of biting people through their phone screens. You will constantly find her sitting in a dark room, all alone editing pictures of Ariana Grande's cleavage. Do not forget that she prefers to be juiced. She has the capability to love an old fat man. She once proposed to me on the stick of a tree. Sometimes, she soaks her dick in rice just to make it bigger. She has a stalker named Bargavi meaning that only psychos love her. I mean it takes one to know one. She posses something calling the cursing syndrome in which you are unable to stop cursing. Hopefully, you find a best friend like her coz a Riya Puranik is hard to find. Good Luck!
"Ugh, that absurd wazzbag, Riya Puranik is eating everybody's toes again!"
Riya Puranik by sukiiiii May 2, 2020
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