Ritchied 

1) To Ritchie, is the premeditated act of pretending you want to hang out with someone when you have the ulterior motive to get them to do something for you; it is generally characterised by an outcome where the Ritchier makes a net benefit off the person Ritchied.

Lad 1: "Man, Dave invited me around for brews, so I brought a carton and when I got there he wanted me to help move his pool table... Fuck. I think I got Ritchied!?!"
Lad 2: "Yeah bro, you got Ritchied to the fucking nines!"

2) The act of delegating tasks more demanding than your own to achieve an outcome with the least effort.

Ritchie: "Okay guys, if you guys mow the lawn and I put away this salt shaker, we'll be able to start the BBQ in no time!"
Guys: "Okay!
(10 minutes later) ... fuck. Did we just get Ritchied?"

3) Ritchie-ing is also more successful whilst making oneself look busy doing other tasks (but actually not doing anything at all besides walking around quickly...)

Ritchier - in present tense, the one with the motives to, or, in past tense the one who has; pulled a Ritchie on you.

Ritchied - the victim of the Ritchie who came around with the best of intentions, to drink brews with his mate!

Ritchied by RitchiedRichie May 19, 2013

Ritchie Bomb 

When you hit an absolute piss-missile, but it goes 500 feet in the air and doesn’t even clear the infield.

Yea, he hits the shit out the ball, too bad he only hits Ritchie Bombs.

Ritchie Bomb by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021

Ritchie Blackmore 

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.

1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.

Ritchie Blackmore by RJD November 21, 2004

Ritchie Cunningham 

To have intercourse while wearing only a sweater and sox, the way Ritchie used to on the classic "Happy Days."

Mary-Beth Allen insisted that Ritchie Cunningham take off only his pants and tighty-whiteys when they screwed. She insisted it made his Pinky Tuscadero seem almost twice as large. It soon became all the rage, thanks to the graffiti on the ladies room wall.

Ritchie Cunningham by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

Ritchie Valens

Ritchie Valens was an amazing man who cared a lot about his music and family. Sadly Ritchie‘s life ended alongside fellow musicians Buddy Holly, J.P. Richardson professionally known as the Big Bopper, on February 3rd, 1959 in clear lake Iowa from a plane crash. Ritchie was terribly afraid of planes ever since his friend was killed by a falling plane when he was younger. If you’re interested in more about Ritchie I suggest watching the 1987 film La Bamba.

R.I.P Ritchie valens you are a legend, just remember, the sky belongs to the stars.

Ritchie Valens by Unkn0wnHuman January 2, 2020

Doing a Ritchie  

Threatening to get one's balls/wang out and then backing out.

"i'm to teabag you" *unzips trousers*
"go on then"
*zips up trousers*
"awww. hes Doing a Ritchie "

Doing a Ritchie by Monstermash123 March 7, 2009

Ritchie valens

Ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewe

*sleep walk plays* no ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ritchie Valens rip

Ritchie valens by That1guy64 January 5, 2021