Risty Disty

A Canadian handjob.

Man 1: "Would you like a Risty Disty behind the Timmies, eh?"
Man 2: "Sure, ya hoser!"

by Obmana July 13, 2023

Dirty Rusty

When you simultaneously suck a dick while cooking

*Smacks ass* hey babe nacon smells good lets do a dirty rusty

by Getbirddogedbitch! November 29, 2020

Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021

Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025