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risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
oh shit I should not have sent that risky text
risky text by vapegod420 June 29, 2015

Risky text

On January 22 and 23 it is nation send a risky text days
I just sent a risky text .what u send bro .”U hungry I have some you a snob on.”

Schrödinger's risky text 

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

national risky text day 

National risky text day is may 25th.

Send a risky text to someone special
"Today's national risky text day"

National risky text day on march 3rd 

send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd
i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd

box of chocolates and a risky text

another way of saying pre-conception/birth, typically used when a young person is reminiscing about a time period
little Jayden (born 2015): “man I miss 2016”
big Paul: “bro was a box of chocolates and a risky text back then”
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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