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Risky Triathlon
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When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to
ejaculate
and clear
the smoke
before your mom gets
to the door
.
"Yeah I totally lost the risky
triathlon
last night
when my mom saw me nut
all over
my stomach."
by
Borbenbashley
November 5, 2020
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