Top definition
The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"

Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.

Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
by Littleonebigfun October 28, 2013
Get the mug
Get a risky wank mug for your brother Trump.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the merch
Get the Jazz Cabbage neck gaiter and mug.
2
When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.
I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!
by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Risky Wank mug for your barber Bob.