Definitions by Borbenbashley

Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

Risky Triathlon by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020