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Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.
That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.
by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009
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ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.
Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.
by Burd Justus October 10, 2017
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