Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.

That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.

Riper Asshole by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009

ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

ripe asshole by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

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Related Words

Riper Asshole • ripe asshole • RIPER • the riper the bush, the juicier the berry • Sniper Riper • Ricer • river • ripper • ripe • rider

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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