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ringmaster by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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Ringmaster
1)
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!
2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.
Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.
3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!
2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.
Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.
3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
Ringmaster by floydfan February 12, 2009
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ringmaster
Comes from the term 'ring' (the asshole), and combines it with -master. Directly related to 'assmaster'.
A derogatory term in which you would refer to somebody if they are a homosexual, or Joshua O'Nial.
A derogatory term in which you would refer to somebody if they are a homosexual, or Joshua O'Nial.
Josh: No, you're gay.
Jono: Fuck up you dirty ringmaster.
Person 1: Why is that kid riding a scooter?
Person 2: He's probably going to grow up to be a ringmaster.
Jono: Fuck up you dirty ringmaster.
Person 1: Why is that kid riding a scooter?
Person 2: He's probably going to grow up to be a ringmaster.
ringmaster by JefferyBahds October 29, 2012
RingMaster
An individual who chooses cell phone ringtunes that do not typically reflect his/her outward appearance. In the wild, RingMasters can be found in movie theatres, libraries, shopping malls and other public places where inappropriate monotone music would be an anomaly and therefore initiate awkward stares and giggles.
Eyeing her from across the room, Benjamin straightened his tie and mustered the courage to approach Catherine and introduce himself. As he began to speak, his cell phone began playing “Promiscuous Girl” at volume level 9 signalling to Catherine that this Ringmaster was not what he seemed.
RingMaster by Bob Zouganaugh November 5, 2008
ringmaster
ringmaster by PsYcHo_FiSh March 21, 2003
RingMaster Mushroom Stamp
when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
RingMaster Mushroom Stamp by Auz March 5, 2008
The Ringmaster
First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995
The Ringmaster by James Fulcher October 4, 2006
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