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Ajax and Steel Wool

A method of removing the nasty ass taint from a whore that she leaves on your genitals
BRO # 1 :Becareful if you tap that Karen bitch, she'll give you something you can't scrape off with Ajax and Steel Wool!!!
Ajax and Steel Wool by Auz March 7, 2008

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp 

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?