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Ring Butter 

That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.

The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.

I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
Ring Butter by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022
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ringbuster 

A very large shit which either passes slowly and reluctantly or very quickly thereby causing a rapid and/or wide expansion of the anus.
I've not had a crap for 36 hours. The next one is gonna be a ringbuster.
ringbuster by R.O.I. July 30, 2023