Riley is in the most amazing band ever, Before You Exit.
He's definitely a cutey and his voice is the most supercalifragilisticexpealidocious thing you will ever hear in your life!

Person 1: Hey I found this Script Mashup on youtube.com by a band called Before You Exit, go look it up. The dark haired singer is the hottest guy you will ever see, his voice makes angels jealous!

Person 2: No way! I've heard of them, Riley McDonough is hoooooottttt! (Connor McDonough is okay ;)

Riley McDonough by yeahyouknowho April 18, 2011

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Riley McIlwain

A very sexy guy who co-starred on the hit youtube show "Is It A Good Idea to Microwave This?" The mere mention of his name can make women want to be impregnated with his babies. Every girl and the occasional male wants to have a Riley McIlwain if not then they haven't witness his totally awesomeness.

"Hey did you watch Riley McIlwain on youtube last night?"
"Yeah, I want to be impregnated with his children."
"Dude, you're a guy."
"...So..."

Riley McIlwain by totallyawesomechick January 7, 2012

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Riley McDonald

a boy who wishes to only be loved and strives to find meaning and purpose to life, is also big gay

this fag loving cumdumpster is such a Riley McDonald

Riley McDonald by Riley McDonald November 8, 2018

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Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley

Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."

Riley Moment by Carti'sWaifu March 6, 2022

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