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A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.
Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"

Anal Emma: "Why?"

Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
by HAFSNT December 07, 2012
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