After having sex, remove the condom, grab the tip of the condom with your thumb and forefinger, Pull back on the other end of the condom and flick it into the unsuspecting victims face , if all goes well you'll have a girl with cum all over her face and a red mark from the point of impact, Extra points for hitting her in the eye.
To give one of your best friends that is a girl the key to your house and then tell her to visit you while you are asleep and no one is home. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob and just as you cum in her face you wake up. You then kick her out of your house and ask her back for the key and give it to another girl.(with the same intentions)
Example 1
Juan: "Man i got lucky last night"
Aurel: "why man what happened?"
Juan: " I got the ricky special from a good friend of mine after passing out drunk in my doorm."
Aurel: "Wow that sounds AWESOME!
Example 2
Juan: "hey gurl how you doing?"
Desperate Chick: "nothing much"
Juan: "Hey what do we have here the keys to my house!"
Desperate Chick: "O, REALLY!?"
(hands over keys to her)
Juan: "You should pay me a visit some time"
(later on that night, after getting a blowjob)
Juan: "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOUR FILTHY WHORE!"
(girl leaves with jizz on her face)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.