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Reverse Pinocchio 

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Reverse Pinocchio by Menarche September 8, 2019
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Reverse Pinocchio 

When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller

reverse pinocchio 

Where you finger-blast a girl so hard that she devolves into a ventriloquist puppet.
"I finger blasted that chick so hard she went wooden; straight up reverse Pinocchio on that shit."
reverse pinocchio by tripsicles October 11, 2014

Reverse Pinocchio 

When you fuck her from the inside and your penis is comming out from her vagina.
Dude, we pulled out reverse Pinocchio last night... its was sick
Reverse Pinocchio by cr8g October 23, 2018

reverse pinocchico 

when one tells the truth that their nose will actually shrink
dude that girl lived a good life. talk about a reverse pinocchico.
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