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Reuben Panini

The act of resting your pussy lips on someone else’s forehead.
I really thought I had bested her when I tea bagged her face, but she gave me a Reuben Panini and now my forehead will never be the same.
by 80095boobs January 19, 2026
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rueben panini

The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.
Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.
by Abbey Weiner & Dirt March 23, 2010
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