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Return and Burn 

Like a wake and bake, but its when you come home from work, school, whatever you do during the day, and then light up
Stoner 1: "Hey man, after work you wanna come over to my place for a return and burn?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah man"
Return and Burn by Table4_3 November 1, 2016
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burn and return 

The act of renting a movie and burning it as soon as you get home and then returning it so you can repeat the process.
Tom : "Man I don't have any good movies here."

Jack : "Say, you should burn and return like me..........I have thousands of "back-ups" I ripped from DVD's from Blockbuster."
burn and return by civicsi99 December 29, 2005

buy burn and return 

Purchasing software or music or videos from Costco with the intent of burning an illegal copy, then returning the original for credit.
I couldn't afford Premier Pro, so I did a buy burn and return and got it for 50 cents. It's a rip but I don't care. They burn us on the price, so we burn them at the return counter.

burn and return 

Burn and Return, v. to burn and return, burned and returned, burning and returning

1. The act of visiting a public library, checking out a CD or DVD, burning it to your home computer for extended usage, and returning the said media item.
2. The act of borrowing trees, consuming an amount less than or equal to 50% of the total cannabis, and returning the remaining >50% to its original owner.
1. Guy 1: I'm making a run out to the library. You wanna come?
Guy 2: Nigga, I don't read.
Guy 1: No shit, Sherlock. I'm going to burn and return.
Guy 2: Well fuckin' 'a. That changes everything. Lemme grab my sneaks.

2. Stingy bastard to "friend": What the fuck is this shit? You blazed the whole dime! Shit man, this ain't no burn and return. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Smoke the bag?!
burn and return by SHSK April 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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