Reten means checkpoints in English meaning police do checkpoints either looking for dui’s or people who are driving without a drivers license
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by chFree77 November 2, 2023
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Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
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Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.
2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL
3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?
4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL
3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?
4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
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by Ctsdj November 14, 2019
Get the Semen retention mug.Reeenius is the fusion of the words 'retarded' and 'genius'. To make it more retarded, it's written with a triple 'e'. The characteristics of a reeenius person are being fun, dumb and weird but either way still somehow being intelligent. A reeenius person knows a lot of memes, dumb jokes and insiders (preferably, has dark humor and is sarcastic or ironic).
If you encounter a reeenius person, be aware of getting a lot of dumb jokes thrown at you and (of course) weirdness. If you have someone reeenius as a friend, appreciate it. (You can expect a lot of fun time in the future with them.)
There's also a special term for the group of reeenius people, 'TeamReeenius'. It also has it's own hashtag, '#TeamReeenius'.
If you encounter a reeenius person, be aware of getting a lot of dumb jokes thrown at you and (of course) weirdness. If you have someone reeenius as a friend, appreciate it. (You can expect a lot of fun time in the future with them.)
There's also a special term for the group of reeenius people, 'TeamReeenius'. It also has it's own hashtag, '#TeamReeenius'.
Manita: 'Why are we doing this again?'
Banita: 'Cause we're freaking reeenius.'
Jochen: 'Wow, you guys are weird.'
Banita: 'No, we're just reeenius.'
Paul: 'How would you describe her in one word?'
Manita: 'Reeenius.'
Banita: 'Cause we're freaking reeenius.'
Jochen: 'Wow, you guys are weird.'
Banita: 'No, we're just reeenius.'
Paul: 'How would you describe her in one word?'
Manita: 'Reeenius.'
by TheOfficialReeenius October 29, 2020
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In order to defeat one without pumping a dozen cases of shotgun shells or a few boxes of magnum rounds into it is to equip the semi-automatic rifle with the thermal scope and pick off all parasites under the skin of the offending Plagas motel.
In order to defeat one without pumping a dozen cases of shotgun shells or a few boxes of magnum rounds into it is to equip the semi-automatic rifle with the thermal scope and pick off all parasites under the skin of the offending Plagas motel.
"I tried blowing it's legs off, but it just flung itself at me! WTF?!"
"It's a regenerator, n00b. Lol."
"It's a regenerator, n00b. Lol."
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