Resausage 

The quantity of males/ dicks (sausages) in a Party / Event. Describes ratio between Man and Women.

Person 1: How is the ratio Bro?
Person 2: I gotta say the resausage is we to high man.

Resausage by Robdarobber January 23, 2020

desausagefestification 

the act of balancing the girl/guy ratio of a location or situation by adding more women to the equation

"I see the boss is desausagefestifying the office, those new employees are mostly female"

"Rugby is such a boys' club, it needs a good dose of desausagefestification"

desausagefestification by schottegon October 21, 2011

resusate 

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

resusate by Chester January 11, 2005

desausagefied 

Fixing a male dominated social gathering to a better ratio of males/females.

There were dicks everywhere until my bitches and I showed up and totally desausagefied that shit.

desausagefied by Nathan Ray November 1, 2013