Reptar Dick

When ones genitals are chaffed and dry from excessive masturbation and or itching.

"Hey babe, how's your balls?
Not good babe, I got some serious reptar dick going on down there.

by Tylahhhhhh January 5, 2017

Retardick

Someone who is both retarded and a dick towards others.

Hey you, you fucking retardick! I hope you choke on your own cock out of stupidity!

by boysyrup December 15, 2019

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

retardicktion

Retardicktion means someone who uses there dick to think instead of there mind(a boy who doesn’t think about a girl but only the sexual pleasure they can give him)

NBA young boi is so retardicktion that’s why he has so many kids

by Shaquata Harris February 10, 2019