Remembrandt

Romanticising a past experience as though it's art.

"...and when he come onstage, I felt like it was meant to be, Bryan Adams looked directly in my eyes, and I knew then and there that winning those radio tickets was the beginning of the rest of my life."

"Take it easy Remembrandt, this is your life we're talking about, not an episode of Sex and the City."

by Sensualdadkiss March 31, 2019

Rembrandt

An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.

"she's totally rembrandt right now."

by a class act June 11, 2009

Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day

On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.

Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....

by George08091 December 20, 2020

paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

Remembrance Day

also known as Poppy Day, Armistice Day (the event it commemorates) or Veterans Day – is a day to commemorate the sacrifices of members of the armed forces and of civilians in times of war, specifically since the First World War. It is observed on 11 November to recall the end of World War I on that date in 1918. (Major hostilities of World War I were formally ended at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 with the German signing of the Armistice.)

On Remembrance Day, we paused for a minutes silence at 11 o'clock

by sameoner November 10, 2009

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

by James February 22, 2005

Remembrant

Adj. Being able to remember things easily; antonym of forgetful.

Hakeem: You forget things do easily

Samantha: No, I'm actually quite remembrant

by Giselle♡ December 14, 2018