religify

verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.

How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.

by beer snob August 22, 2006

religify

(verb) to make someone or something religious.

I went to South America in order to religify the godless barbarians.

by Religify January 13, 2009

Religify

1. To make religious;

2. To make about religion.

(Alt) religifying; religified.

1. I religified myself and now I believe in the religion a whole lot, so you should also religify.

2. They keep religifying my politics and there's no need to religify politics

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! April 11, 2020

Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.

In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)

by YAWA May 11, 2015

religification

noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.

The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.

Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!

by beer snob September 13, 2008

religification

Correction: (var: religiofication) Noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First usage by Eric Hoffer in "The True Believer: thoughts on the nature of mass movements" pub. 1951

"Renan felt that socialism was the coming religion of the Occident, and being a secular religion it would lead to the religiofication of politics and economics." --Eric Hoffer

"The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" --Steven Waldman.

by beer snob May 18, 2008

religified

Becoming extremely religious after a period in which one was not religious or spiritual.

After her car accident, she was religified. She attends church every day!

by miggymiss January 9, 2011