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- A retard who is rejected from society.
"You are such a RE JARD..go home" said Billy
"No!" yelled Sped Stevey
"You FUCK, you dirty little fuck, imma kill u, oh u fuckin rejard i will rip your balls off and make u eat them !" yelled Billy
"Yeah I am sure you will, WANKSTA" said Sped Stevey
(Stevey now gets his head kicked in until he dies, because he was a REJARD..and no one cared about him, not even the police or hospital."
Rejard by DanFarny April 29, 2008
The combination of actions of both a reject and a retard simultaneously.
Only a rejard would think of diving into a pool with no water!

C. Bunks likes Hawaiian pizza??!! He must be a rejard!!
Rejard by Righteous Ry!! October 12, 2005
This is a retard and reject all together so you can call people those two words in one simple one
"mike is a rejard"
or "OI!! your a rejard"
rejard by bobnob April 1, 2004

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.
Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.
Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.