Rehearted 

Adj. Re-hart-did - The attemp to be nice, but end up being annoying and stubborn. Thinking your helping out and being the mature one by going "out of your way" to help someone else out. Usally complicates the situation. Being reheated is usally followed by a rant, or unnecessary explanation. Common with retards.

Grayson : Let's take you car.
Marco : That's fine with me.
Mom Figure : NO TAKE MY CAR, IF U CRASH MY CAR HAS ONSTAR!
Marco : I can smoke in my car...
Mom Figure: MY CAR IS SAFE.
Marco: Your so Rehearted....

Rehearted by DrKnotts March 1, 2010

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.

Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Restarted 

A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.

Lexi, why are you acting so restarted?

Restarted by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018

retarted 

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

slightly reheated in the microwave 

When an insult is very weak.

Jimmy: You look like a fake person!
Paul: Bruh, that was slightly reheated in the microwave!

slightly reheated in the microwave by Heycuties ;) January 8, 2021

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly 

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

Same Soup, Just Reheated

Status Quo, an unchanging circumstance, lack of progress.

How was work?
you know... same soup, just reheated.

Same Soup, Just Reheated by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 8, 2004