Redditanium was discovered in the province of Suberbia, France on the 6th of June 1944 by Robert chungus. Redditanium is used to be refined into the world’s most dense material as of 1984, chunganium. With the use of Redditanium increasing due to shortages of steel for dreadnoughts. Redditanium is refined by using a 45. Calibre round fired from a M1911 made pre atomic bomb detonation (1945). Although the process is simple chemistry wise, it is by no means cheap. With the average square meter of Redditanium costing almost $30.75 USD, and the bullet from a M1911 costing around $0.50.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.

Person 1: The Redditanium deposits were attacked by the Chung pilots!
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?

Redditanium by goondommy May 14, 2021

Get the Redditanium mug.

otis redding

general all-round dude, just an great singer. The sound of soul.

'it's been a long, long time comin', but i know a change is gonna come'

otis redding by Isabella18 June 27, 2006

Get the otis redding mug.

redvining

When gay men intertwine their penises like the snakes on a caduceus. Taken from The Office (US) S09E08 "The Target").

Angela's Husband and Oscar were redvining all night long. All night.

redvining by DwightAndAngela December 6, 2012

Get the redvining mug.

rewriting history

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.

Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.

rewriting history by gothchic June 15, 2011

Get the rewriting history mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026