An unpaid internet jannie who probably smells bad, hasn't showered in months and who's specifically designed to suck the fun out of threads, remove posts and not have to state a reason, maintain circlejerk, target people, and use endless tools at their disposal which the average user typically has no clue about.
5 Moderators control more than 100 popular subreddits and uphold the same central circlejerk that continually makes the site shallow cancer. If you're a Reddit Moderator, you're more than likely to have been bullied at some point early on and have the propensity to take it out on innocent people.
"Man this meme was pretty funny, the comments were dope af, too bad this Reddit Moderator removed it for no reason."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.