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Strawberries are red get over it 

This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown 

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

bend over like red rover 

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible
Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::
redover mate
redover by jihadi james December 14, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026