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Red Velvet Cookie 

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

Red Velvet Cookie 

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

robert's red velvet cookies 

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen
"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."

Red Velvet Cookies with Caramel Sauce

:eyes: BNHA Chaos term for "sex" or "sexual activity" between Bakugo and Kirishima. (Katsuki Bakugo and Eijiro Kirishima)
They first met on a beach and Kiri asked "You want to... make some cookies" then it developed into red velvet cookies with caramel sauce!
Often used amongst Gay or LGBTQ+ people
Yo man, you wanna, red velvet cookies with caramel sauce?
Yo dude, you wanna make some cookies?

Red Velvet Cookies with Caramel Sauce

A term in BNHA Chaos meaning "sex" or "sexual activity" between 2 gay people or any LGBTQ+ people. It's specifically used with Kirishima and Bakugo in the fan fiction.

It first started with Kiri asking Bakugo if he wanted to make cookies and then it developed into that.
Yo bro, you wanna Red Velvet Cookies with Caramel Sauce?
Hey man, you wanna make cookies?
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