The
Canadian version of second base according to robin in How I Met Your Mother. some would say it's feeling up (boobs or
ass), while some would say it's a hand job or
fingering. all you gotta do is determine what "league" your "playing" in.
red line in house league is just feeling up (with or without cloths)
red line in AAA or NHL is hand job or fingering
House league: blue line; making out, red line; feeling up, offensive blue line/offensive zone; hand job/fingering/oral, in the crease; sex
AAA or NHL: blue line; making out with feeling up, red line; hand job/fingering, offensive blue line/offensive zone; oral, in the crease; sex
other great things come with this
hockey-sex metaphor
like:
-wrap around (doggy style)
-to many
men on the ice (double team)
-assist is for the wing man
-pulling the goal tender (no protection)
-home ice advantage (being at your place)
-hatrick (scoring 3 times in a row)
first example:
Mike-dude i got to the red line with Sarah!
Alex-what league were you playing in?
Mike-NHL man!
second example:
Mike-great assist last night man!
Alex-oh ya how'd it go with you and that chick from the
bar?
Mike-i got right in the crease!
Alex-awesome, how'd you score?
Mike-i pulled a wrap around.
Alex-you didn't pull the goal tender did you?
Mike-of course not. but i did get a hatrick!
Alex-right on!
Mike-ya it was
legendary! must have been the
home ice advantage