red wine

Red wine is a type of alcohol which may result in people calling you "gay" or "old" for drinking it, but these are the same people who prefer to drink alcohol - such as vodka, lager or absinthe - simply for the purpose of getting drunk.
Red wine goes well with a nice pasta, and it is good for you
(in moderation of course)

red wine and penne amatriciana - my idea of a great meal

by Shinobi-ka May 22, 2005

red wine

Something you should drink instead of beer.

by M&M August 27, 2003

red wine

a wine with alcohol in it that resembles the color red

i be gettin fucked up on da red wine

by bozo nebraska September 13, 2011

red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.

Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?

by Failurebitch January 29, 2019

Red Wine

When someone has an alcohol like effect over the human body. Making the mind make rash decisions and cause degeneration to major vital organs

Have you seen that girl, Kat, she is so red wine

by Atom Charles October 30, 2010

Red Wine Cork Surprise

Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.

Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?

James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.

by C Silent J October 21, 2010

Red Wine Vinegar Dick

The syndrome which affects uncircumcised men’s cherry red dick heads. Since the cock is un-cut, the dick head stay raw in nature and ferments in a saucy cocktail of sweat, urine, semen, dead skin, and bacteria. Given the colour of the penis head, the nature of the fluid underneath the foreskin, the Red Wine Vinegar Dick name is applicable.

Rocco, the un-snipped pig dick Italian has Red Wine Vinegar Dick. This is due too his aggressive foreskin and lame personal hygiene regiment.

by Realist Craiger October 13, 2009