Red Lobstered

This is a term used in some circles in the city of Fredericksburg Texas to describe a person requesting your presence or assistance in an event or endeavor that would require you to spend money. When you tell them you don't want to attend because you dont want to spend the money, the assure you that they will pay for you to attend. Then when you show up at the event. They not only refuse to pay for your share, but also inform you that they have no money and need you to pay for their tab.

Steming from a notorious incident where a local man was forced to cover a large check by one of his "friends" at Red Lobster and had to borrow rent money from his mom.

"Hey man, I need you to cover my tab for dinner."

"Bitch, you said you'd pay for me! Red lobstered again."

Red Lobstered by TheZMeister May 2, 2026

red lobster syndrome 

when you eat so much lobster your dick turns red and bleeds

dude evin has red lobster syndrome

red lobster syndrome by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018

red lobster 

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

red lobster by hdevonxz September 7, 2008

Red lobster 

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

Red lobster by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

Red Lobster 

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

Red Lobster by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

Red Lobster Effect 

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

Red Lobster Effect by TZer0 June 23, 2013

red lobster 

When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

red lobster by Kyle Tarrant August 13, 2007