Red Green 

(n.) Probably the best show on the CBC. As an American living near the Canadian border in Michigan, I love to watch the Red Green Show.

Sketch comedy and a very small plot. Every episode includes random sketches, Red's thoughts on being Middle-aged, and the antics of the members of Possum Lodge. Every episode also has a small plotline that is set on the main floor of the lodge. Red and Harold (his geeky nephew) and the other members get into trouble or other shenanigans. Before the show ends, the plot is somehow sorted out.

Red Green is also infamous for his use of Duct Tape on almost everything. On a sketch called "The Handyman Corner" Red rigs a device to do a very simple job using only duct tape and very old/outdated or useless items. (Most involve an old car)

The man's prayer: "I'm a man. I can change. If I have to. I guess."

Joe: "Man, did you watch Red Green?"
Martin: "Yeah, now I know another use for duct tape."

Red Green: Today on the Handyman Corner, we are going to turn this busted down car into a washing machine.

Red Green by Friendly American May 3, 2006

Red Green 

The handy man's handy man.

"Women might not find you handsome, but they should at least find you handy"

Red Green by bme May 13, 2005

Red Green 

The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.

Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .

Red Green by benthrer March 20, 2008

red green yellow green blue green red green yellow green blue green orange green blue green orange green yellow green blue green red green orange green yellow green blue green yellow 

The first two measures of the Guitar Hero 3 song, Through the Fire and Flames.

Guy 1: *Plays red green yellow green blue green red green yellow green blue green orange green blue green orange green yellow green blue green red green orange green yellow green blue green yellow*
Guy 2: Wow! you're so good at Guitar Hero!

red green yellow green blue green red green yellow green blue green orange green blue green orange green yellow green blue green red green orange green yellow green blue green yellow by Skimpss July 21, 2020

red green bees 

When you pour honey all over a mans penis, and suck all the honey off using your mouth.

Come over here and give Red Green Bees

red green bees by johnnyboy998 September 9, 2015

Red green light 

Sort of like a green stop sign but, instead of a suggestion a statement

Yo bro she was giving red green light vibes last night on the phone.

Red green light by Black Ash December 14, 2020

the Red Green Show 

A real man's show
That's all I can say

The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man

the Red Green Show by Mike January 20, 2005