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Red button

DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!
*pushes red button* *nuclear blast wipes out all life on earth*
Red button by Philosoraptr September 3, 2015
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red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks
"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"
red button by mongo5 November 22, 2006

Red Button

When someone does something so heinous, that you'd start Nuclear Armageddon over it.
I'm totally pressing the Red Button for this bitch! I want her and everything she loves to disappear!
Red Button by ZEXXES June 16, 2016

Red Button

Using Fire Caulk as a lubricant to have sexual relations with a male or female of your choice
Little Wyatt went home after a long day of work and took a tube for the road he proceeded to apple the “red button” on his 2 fingers and went to town
Red Button by Johnny Bones Jones December 22, 2022

red-button 

verb. To end an incoming call on the cell phone by pressing the red button. Used when trying to block out an annoying caller.
I had to red button the guy that called me six times in a row at the movie, how annoying!
red-button by ahota March 15, 2004

Red Button Effect

The ubearable attraction to a dangerous/alluring object or situation. Very close to a drug addiction.

Applies to: sex, cliff-jumping, large red buttons that say "Do Not Push", hot girls bent over searching though their bags, stealing, etc.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Rob saw a shiny, red Ferarri with its door open and keys in the lock. I could see him shaking and knew he was having trouble resisting the Red Button Effect.
Red Button Effect by ArkWielder August 14, 2011

A Big Red Button 

Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.
A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance
A Big Red Button by TroubleMachine January 16, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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