Caulk; A funny word that has the same pronunciation as the male genitalia, however instead of the off-putting, expected meaning, it is merely a form of plaster used for house and bathroom repair.
(note: Amazing for joking with friends! Example as follows;)
(note: Amazing for joking with friends! Example as follows;)
*Man one*: "Hey Non-disclosed friend, wanna see a picture of my caulk?"
*Man two*: "Hell no Equally non-disclosed friend! That is very disgusting and inappropriate!"
*Man one*: *shows picture of completely innocent repair tool known as "Caulk"*
*also Man one*: "See? This is my completely innocent repair tool known as 'Caulk'"
*Man two*: "Ha Ha Ha, This is very humorous. Thank you for showing me this example of great humor my good Non-disclosed friend"
*Man two*: "Hell no Equally non-disclosed friend! That is very disgusting and inappropriate!"
*Man one*: *shows picture of completely innocent repair tool known as "Caulk"*
*also Man one*: "See? This is my completely innocent repair tool known as 'Caulk'"
*Man two*: "Ha Ha Ha, This is very humorous. Thank you for showing me this example of great humor my good Non-disclosed friend"
by Caulk Man February 15, 2022
1. Another name for the male reproductive organ
2. Something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal
2. Something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal
by Rosedale Technician January 05, 2012
by TenInchPlaya October 08, 2006
A white, viscous liquid adhesive which is waterproof when dry. The most common use is in buildings, to seal spaces (i.e., around windows) that would ordinarily reduce the efficiency of insulation.
Frylock: He - man - what the - you've been eating all my caulk!
Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!
Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!
Meatwad: And it's good, too!
Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!
Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?
Frylock: Nothing!
Meatwad: Uh oh.
Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!
Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!
Meatwad: And it's good, too!
Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!
Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?
Frylock: Nothing!
Meatwad: Uh oh.
by lucky captain rabbit king July 27, 2006
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
by slicksal October 19, 2006
1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out
2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use
2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use
by bt February 25, 2003