Reassurance
Girlfriend: “do you still like me?”
Boyfriend: “yes baby”
Girlfriend: “okay just needed reassurance :)”
Boyfriend: “yes baby”
Girlfriend: “okay just needed reassurance :)”
Reassurance by Glazedonuts19 February 25, 2021
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Reassurance
The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.
Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?
Dude: I make 52 an hr.
Girl: Oh
Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.
Girl: Okay
Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.
Dude: I make 52 an hr.
Girl: Oh
Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.
Girl: Okay
Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.
Reassurance by COCO284 July 31, 2009
Reassurance Smiley
When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.
Reassurance Smiley by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010
reassurance bucket
A bucket that can be obtained in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe after visiting the expo hall. The bucket changes endings to be bucket related. For example, the apartment ending becomes an ending where Stanley tries to have sex with the bucket.
The Stanley Parable Reassurance Bucket was merely meant to provide the comforting glow of companionship.
reassurance bucket by Melsbacksfriend July 30, 2022
Reassurance Battery
A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
Reassurance Battery by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022
Reassurance Head
During the early parts of a relationship, when your anxiety ridden ass keeps waiting for the other shoe to drop, because you're used to every serious relationship going wrong. This one is different though and you know it, so you explain to her what you're feeling and she reassures you in the best way possible...on her knees.
You: Babe, I keep feeling like something is going to go wrong, even though I know we're going great. I guess I'm just too used to things going sideways for me, when I really like someone.
Her: Aww, baby, no. I think you need some reassurance head. (gets on knees and ties hair back).
Her: Aww, baby, no. I think you need some reassurance head. (gets on knees and ties hair back).
Reassurance Head by Anxious Sack Of Water August 8, 2019
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