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Realtree Redneck 

A stupid redneck who wears realtree camouflage all the time. At weddings, restaurants, in their yard.
Friend1: Did you see the guy wearing camo at your sisters wedding?
Friend2: Yeah man, hes a realtree redneck down from Texas.
Realtree Redneck by r3dn3ckh8er August 8, 2015
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real tree 

A tree that grows outside and not in a pot.
I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.
real tree by #Brekky January 20, 2018

Realteer 

REALTEER. also REALTER. Definition: Pronunciation: \ˈrē(-ə)l-tər, rē-ˈal-tər\. Abbreviation: Rltr.. Plural: Realters. Verb intransitive: Realteer. Verb present participle: Realteering. Verb past participle: Realteered A persons who derive income from Real Estate Services such as Salesperson, Broker, Appraiser, Consultant, Assessor, Developer, Dealer, Administrator, and Educator who is granted by the servicemark owner the privilege to use the title REALTER or abbreviated title RLTR, subject to the REALTER Service Quality Standard Certification or REALTER Professional Seal of Excellence of the servicemark owner.
The main purpose of Mr. Rebisko's visit to the landowner is purely to realteer the property.

Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.

Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.
Realteer by Realter August 25, 2011